ALRIGHT SO: I saw The Avengers yesterday (I thought it was pree great, yo) and was reminded of some of the idiotic super heroes/villains I had come up with over the years…
Bucketman: My Batman, basically… An uber conservative millionaire with a penchant for wearing a bucket upon his thick skull.
Wyldstrype: What can I say? Aside from the obnoxious name, his powers are akin to a kitty. A Spidermanesque character, if you will.
Orca: Orca is a whale/human cyborg designed to pummel and make mince meat outta folks. ‘Nuff said.
Dr. Max Mushroom: A once docile biologist turned maniacal power starved tyrant due to a space-fungus. His masterplan is to enslave humanity via spores. (This guy was as close as I got to applying to the Coffee Mug Society or whatever it was)
Crash: An alien with an indentation in his head. Likes guns.
Jeb: A Civil War era ghost cursed in the afterlife by a voodoo priest. Racist bugger with shadow powers.
ULRIC STARFANG: The most dastardly, conniving villain ever to roam the cosmos…
tldr; dumb ocs, move along